It really says something about how tiring teaching is that I’ve had more time for my hobbies and am less tired with a 3 month old than I usually am during term time…. I am very thankful to be on maternity leave during this pandemic and I can only assume that it’ll be worse come September… I hope everything has settled a bit more by the time my maternity leave is up…

feministism:

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who would’ve thought?

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shitpostsampler:

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So proud of finally finishing! Now it just needs pressing and framing… Do you guys have any advice on framing finished pieces? 😊

Pattern

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smallrat36wagon:

shadybitchcraft:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

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probablybadrpgideas:

Each character gets a talisman that allows them to rewrite reality. Once per campaign, they can use it to set the rules to whatever edition they desire.

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thenatsdorf:

Dad gets (pretend) vaccinated so daughter is less scared. (via tana_ann)

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Yup the wholesome content I’m here for!

Black love ❣️

I want this for my future kids or nothing

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scotianostra:

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Frankie Boyle hits the nail on the head

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